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Monday, September 19, 2011

My short story!

The house abutting a zoo.

The boys only accompanist was himself; he always believed every one would eventually betray you in the end. such as he was doomed to take up the practice himself. He was achillean; by achillean I mean just like Achilles, Invincible with only one small weakness.
" dinners done!" He heard off in the distance. He stepped up, gulped, and stared hard at the door; walked across the room, opened the door, he looked to the right, to the left, and stared... Down the hall, to the left, was a affectation girl, whom often appeared to him in the form of a dragon; she'd breath fire every chance she got! As he passed through his doorway. Still staring at the "zone";  he cautiously mad his way past the Affectation girl's zone. He set forth to the next challenge: THE LIVING ROOM. Slowly he looked up, breathing heavily, the living room was filled with aboriginal specimens. One step out of place and it'd be the end.  He swallowed, sweat beads forming on his forehead, he pushed up his glasses. With a single leap he jumped to the couch! But, oh no, he was not clear! A tumble met a harsh bang against the cold, wooden floors, and off he was with a sprint!

Once he reached the acme of importance in the house; the kitchen. The boy had an abstruse thought: "what will be for dinner?". He accosted his mind for the answer.  Unable to Answer his question he proceeded tot the dining surface, he seated him self and shortly after; bestowed upon his table, where he sit, a plate filled abundantly with food. He acceded the Fork of fury, and the knife of knowledge, So that he may continue his perilous journey to the depths of his dinner.

While on his journey he became acquainted with an artichoke named, Feng; sadly Feng was betrayed, and consumed on the spot. Shorty after the boy was drenched in guilt he felt acerbity, he stopped to sit under a broccoli tree when he saw flys abasing themselves in the puddle of oil that lay. He chuckled quietly to himself, when out of the blue- a caper fell from the tree. The Caper was acrimonious. Not even greeting him, it just attempted to climb back up the tree, failing, of course. The boy greeted the Caper, trying to converse the taciturn Caper. After a little the boy advocated for trust from this caper, requesting a "true" friendship. Remembering how he had betrayed Feng. The caper promised to become his adjutant, and assist him with his journey. But when day came the Caper was no where in sight. He looked over to see he had hist trusty never failing knife, and... "FORK? WHERE ARE YOU?!" yelled the boy jumping from where he lay. It seems the caper absconded during the night and took with him the fork of fury.
The boy now furious when looking. He traveled north until he reached a strange horizon. As he neared, He ran to abrupt break; the plate no longer continued. He turned around and headed back. He then traveled south, he entered the potato forest. As he continued farther in he suddenly realized everything was achromatic.

A flash, noise like a gun, a kick, and off went the shadow! A chase had begun! the boy ran, he ran as fast as he could! Running towards the corn field he lept in an aerostat and started the engine!

He flew to the west, nothing! H flew to the east, where he met a squash, whose name was in fact squash, Squash had nowhere to be, nowhere to go, and thus a friendship formed. They walked towards the aerostat, Squah looked over and smiled, the boy smiled back and asked: "so where to?" with a laugh, a jolly disposition they set off. Two friends on a new journey.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

New change for the new

So, How about I exchange, words for pictures? I submit a manga page or more per day, or week. Like a diary I guess. But WAY more exciting~ woo~ ^^ I hope it won't be to hard to be on a schedule. For now i'll try to submit one either late today, or supper early tomorrow. A.K.A 2am. XD (Still my summer~ woo~)

in&out, ¿나디아?

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

The mornings




Mornings! The beautiful time of the day when the sun has just come up; the grass has dew on it, the birds are chirping! While for me awaking in the morning may not always be the most lovely experience. Waking up to a full bladder, rushing to the bathroom with eyes still closed, only to run into the wall on the way.  After reliving my bladder I am more fully awake and thoroughly bruised. Ready for breakfast! Hungry like the wolf! as one might say; of course not eating for eight hours straight does that to a person, Ya' know? But down the stair I go bright eyed and bushy tailed. Once after gliding down the stairs like a ninja, that is of course if you believe elephants can jump. I make a sharp left into the kitchen, open the cabinet, carefully examine the cereal boxes and weigh out which one I feel like eating. A very complicated process, that requires a lot of mental ability! To decide weather to eat Cheerios or honey bunches of oats in the morning will affect my mental performance through out the day. thus why most of the time I mix them together, Because everyone knows that some of life's best thing are mixtures! for example: water. It a mixture of hydrogen and oxygen. and that's some pretty good stuff, eh? Unless you happen to like soda better.
Now, seeing ass how the bowl is full of cereal I decide cereal is better with milk, add some milk, and...BAM! you got yourself a delicious gourmet meal that's perfect for the morning (GRANTED YOU HAVE TO WASH THE DISH). After ruthlessly murdering the cereal, also known as eating it.  It's about time to get stressed! Or as I meant dressed! The race against the clock begins to get ready before school starts. This includes Washing the face, brushing the teeth, getting dressed, grabbing stuff, putting on shoes, and leaving. To put it into one one sentence: mornings are WONDERFUL! That is of course if you think the earth it flat.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Sugarland, exploration via videos

Hello! So after getting out of the doctors office yesterday we went exploring!http://www.smileycodes.info (By exploring i mean we got hungry and wanted to eat.) And food we certainly found. In fact we went to whole foods market (the nicest looking whole foods market i have ever been to!) Also I've got good and bad new from the doctor. Bad news first, I have to wear a splint for 3 weeks, and i have to have physical therapy for eight weeks. Good news! My wrist is not broken ( like i thought it might have been.) but in face just is having issues with the tendons. apparently due to my flexibility. (physical therapy is to tighten my tendons.) but, yeah, not bad! at least it isn't broken that would have been a pain! (literally.) So, if you're wondering whats up with the videos they are my unedited explorations of sugarland, tx. (you jelly?)
Enjoy!
If you're wondering why their are six videos my phone didn't have a memory card so it could only record short videos. I got a memory card so in the future this wont happen again!http://www.smileycodes.info
K,THKX,BAI! http://www.smileycodes.info

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

New name, new face, new person?

Have you noticed anything? Anything... Well, you know, different? *rambling* Oh! you did?! (Thank goodness! I thought you were hopeless.) Yeah, my blog has a different face, different name, different posts? (maybe better??) Well, not sure about that... (I was kind of hoping for some positive reinforcement. Gosh, can't you guys be any nicer??) It's okay I'm giving you all a chance to actually say what your thinking in the comments. (Yeah, I should stop imposing my will on you guys Im a horrible hostess!- again? no positive- oh never mind.) But, yes, Im glad you noticed the new "face lift" I gave my blog. (Ahahahaha, yeah, you better have! I spent a looonngg time on trying to find this!! *shakes fist in the air*) Enough hostile communications; have you noticed the new music? Do you like it? If not you can always just stop it ya' know. And yes, yes, I know most people who have music that automatically plays on their blogs are like douches.   Oh, don't mind all that scratched out stuff, it's not important! Anyway, yeah I gave up the bone I will not have automaticly playing music on my blog... BUT! I still have my music! http://www.smileycodes.info But, Because, I honestly couldn't imagine my "home" without music! So Im sorry if it bothers you. but that's why I (who is so ever caring!) have given you, my friends, the option to pause the music play the music! (So your ears don't have to bleed. [Unless you want them to.]). You can thank me silently in your head.  (Why would I want to thank that douche?? {‼}http://www.smileycodes.info) Yeah?! Well, you know what? I am not an angry person so in stead i give you this emoticon! YAY! http://www.smileycodes.info
Yeah, SO BE FREAKING HAPPY!!!http://www.smileycodes.info
Well, what was my post about anyway? Oh my I forgot...http://www.smileycodes.info
Anyway! What ever this was about, i hope you understand! And will always ummm... Do what ever it was I said to do up there? http://www.smileycodes.info
OKAY?
Yeah, though so... LOL(What ever that means to you. Lot of love?) http://www.smileycodes.info
In and out, ¿나디아?

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Nervous energy

A chronic mental state in which one wants to chew through a wall. It affects millions, every day.
Does it affect you? I know it affects me. Especially when my friend keep squeezing me for answers to questions.
What kinds of "questions"? Questions I find uncomfortable to answer, such as "Who do you like?" "I think this guy likes you!". I find them uncomfortable to answer why? Because I don't like to talk about those things, I don't like to think of romance. I don't like the thought of boyfriends, why? Because I like to think it's best to spend my school days enjoying the simple life. No drama, no complications. Just friends, fun, school. Simple, right?
Wrong! Apparently I am going against every bone in my body. I am going against every law for people my age.
So I am being squeezed, like a little hugs a teddy bear. How is that? Because every corner I turn I see romance People in relationships, it is incredibly hard to forget something when you see it quite often. Let not forget that that takes up a large portion of the conversations my female friends have. (Maybe that's why I have more guy friends then girl...) Now don't think I'm being a small fry and whining over nothing. For you see, I do like someone. And it is quite difficult to not cave in to your whims. And to control your emotions. (It is also quite hard to fight back the urge to blush.) Or to stop your heart from racing. So, yes, I seems the usual teenage drama situation. But in this story the girls resisting relationship, resisting her bones.
Why do I say "Bones? Because every time I find my self looking at this person without realizing where my eyes take me. I walk towards this person, without knowing where i'm going.
And because every time I look at this person I'm happy.  Yeah, I know putting this out on the internet attracts attention. But I just want a place to write.
So, from your favorite blogger.
-나디아

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

the simplicity's of life are complex

What ever happened to being satisfied with fools gold? Why must everyone only want the "pure" gold? Why cant they appreciate this impostor as a good actor? Why must they instead insult it as to name it "fools gold"? Why can't they appreciate this impostor as a amazing thing to find such a very good actor? Why are the simplicity of life so complex? Why does everyone strive for the pure source? Why does life have to be in such a hurry? Why does everyone have to come to a midlife crisis? Why can't we just accept that we grow old and be proud of all the time we have spent here learning, gaining wisdom to match the gray hairs we have earned?
Why must people always think in such a negative way? Why can't the world be happy? Why must I be upside down and you be right side up? How come your not upside down and I'm not right side up?

I guess what I'm really trying to get at is the simple questions that has been asked by many, and answered by so few. Answered by so few because often the answer requires a simpler way of looking at it; and most often people don't really want to search for an answer. They just want it to come to them. They want it to be easy. But their is that saying nothing worth pursuing will ever be easy. (Of course I am paraphrasing and I don't recall who said that but I think it gets the point across.) Some of you may be wondering why do I write of such things why don't I write about; I don't know, other stuff. My answer to whom ever asks; because I write to hopefully make a small difference. To hopeful change who ever reads this, look on everything to something different.
Why? Because since the day I completely understood anything I immediately wanted to teach it to someone, anyone willing to listen. I have this compulsive need to help others. I pry my self on teaching someone something at lest trying to, to my fullest ability.
And just as I like to teach I also like to be taught. I appreciate a complete thought, I feel fulfilled when I see someone save a cricket from drowning in a pool. Or when someone has the understanding to set aside their differences for the better.
In other word I just appreciate it when people are loving. I understand that I, nor anyone else can be completely loving and nice and all that crap all the time; but, I feel that one should at lest try to. That doesn't mean being someone prissy who doesn't fight back, no it means that you are willing to reason when the situation can be reasoned with.
It means being able to love with out having to go around hugging and kissing every thing. It doesn't mean having to wear your heart on your sleeve. It doesn't mean having to be loved by every one, in fact it mean some times being hated. But it means  to accept why their is animosity in the world; and to understand and move on. You don't have to always be smiling (in fact I almost always have a strait face...) it means being able to have compassion; not pity, but the genuine want to help someone. To genuinely care, to be able to wait for as long as it takes, and when it comes around to be able to forgive. It means being quiet sometimes, it means being mean sometimes, it means having to to the hardest things sometimes. But to always to understand the other parties perspective. Even though you do have to wait for a lot in life, you should never put your life on hold; your life should always be in motion. Never still. Not to dwell in or on the past. to accept that when the news announces the death of 20 people to understand that people are always dieing, for every reason imaginable but people are always being born, not to get sucked in. but instead let it roll off you skin. Because no matter how bad the world may be, it is always equally good. Even if you chose to believe the world is hell it is still heaven to some one else in the world some where else. (possibly even in the same room.)

So, today my bloggies I leave you with this food for thought, consume it, digest it, and decide if you like it.
From your favorite little blogger,
-나디아

Friday, September 3, 2010

Fridays fry

Fridays usually dictate staying up late, having fun, enjoying life.
But this Fridays one of a different story.
It seems still, like a storms coming; as if to say beware Saturday brings the unknown.
Well not entirely unknown, it brings my first day of korean school and a kung-fu class.
Does that sound unknown to you? Yes, well then I guess I know about as much as the chair I'm sitting on.
Why is it I have this nervous feeling. A mixture between excitement and fear.
Its like harboring lightning and water in you body; they electrify you but make you wonder...
Wonder what will come, what should I do, what should I feel?

You my bloggies are ever so easy to talk to.
Why? Its probably cause' I know none of you, You're all practically strangers to me. Which makes it easy to say what ever is on my mind. Because even if someone I know where to come along and read this, how would they know it was me?
They wouldn't! Unless, of course they asked me if this was my blog. Then in that case They would know and it would no longer be as easy to say what ever I feel like.
Understand, my bloggies I'm a quiet person, a person of little but a lot of knowledge. I'm cold but warm, loving but hateful.
recently I have had an issue come up and it has made me question. what is love? Do I love? Am I in love?
I would generally say There is no defined answer; because in reality there isn't a defined answer.(Considering love it such an abstract thing.) But, now I want to have my own answer. I want to be able to proudly say that yes, I do what love is!
But every time I am ever asked if I do love I push away from everything.
I say the truth but it's all lies. How can that be?
How can you love something and entirely want to be with it, near it. But mention not even a word about it; not even to the walls.
Then when you mention it to Just one object, you completely make up something to say that every thing I just spent an hour saying was all a joke. I was just practicing for drama class. seeing if I could convince you. I did, I convinced you it was all made up. but I wanted to tell you. I wanted to tell you. But for me to tell you, you would have to be frozen forever in life never to be able to remember it again.
Why is that?


Instead I come running to blogger so that I can write what ever I feel like; so anyone in the world can read it. and never know who wrote it.
So there can be a question mark over my face.

I leave you my bloggies with this.
Digest it, think what you want of it.
This is my little piece of thought to you.
-나디아

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

lump day


Yes, today IS Wednesday.
And yes that does mean half of the week has passed. It also means that my two weeks of summer are becoming clearer to me!

Yup, Friday is my last day of school! It doesn't start up again till September 8th!
May god bless those two weeks I have. Because they aren't very long. But; hey, don't they say good things come in small packages?
Yeah, well they better! (Yay, for passive aggressiveness?)
Also, this is the weekend I get to spar!
Yes, I said spar. I get to practice how to attack/defend my self from stuff!
thus the reason why my other post was about my sparing gloves. (makes sense now doesn't it?)

Oh, I'm looking foward to my weekend every so much! Heheh; I might even take the time to dress up like so.

Only in hopes to put my summer fun drive on max!
Let us not forget I need to watch at least one summer sunset!! ( Actually I did almost forget!)

So, anyway. I leave you my bloggies with this.

From your favorite little blogger,
-나디아

Monday, August 23, 2010

Cereal killer




So, Yes I'm proud to say it! I'm a cereal killer!
Hahah, get it?
No, well sucks for you doesn't it?
Anyway, So since this weekend (And yea I am painfully aware that its Monday.) is sparring weekend at my temple! {YAY!} Those pink gloves you saw yeah, those are mine. And yes, they do say cereal killer on them.

(For those of you who still don't understand why or how I am a cereal killer let me say that I eat cereal almost every mornin' so I think I have a right to say I am a cereal killer.)

I have the jaws of death for those poor unsuspecting cheerios.
They just swim around having fun till they hear the jaws theme song startin' then *crunch* spoon full, by spoon full, Crushed to death by my molars.
Why what a painful way to die... I would almost feel bad for what I do; If they weren't so darn tasty!

So! One a less morbid note; I need a emblem for my cereal kill name. Got any ideas?
If so, please either 1) email me the picture. or 2) post and or comment!
(For the info my emails on my profile.)
I was thinking a cross bones but with a bow in the middle, but I'm open to new ideas!

SO GO MY BLOGGIES! GO ON YOUR NEW-FOUND MISSION!

-나디아

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

SHOPPING FOR NEW PHONES

So, my 6 followers, can you help me?
Cause' i could really use your help. I'm looking for a new phone on a new network. verison. got any suggestions? I'm a pretty heavy texter, and I don't have time to constantly keep charging my phone.
And as a girl I would want a pretty compact phone that can take a beating. (not like i'm hard my electronics, but, it's just precautionary measures... (; )
So, here are some of the picture of the phones that I have taken an interest in!








My 6 followers I call upon you to help me! so, HELP ME!
Are you up for the challenge?

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

The adventures of Fiber and Feet: Exclusive lion sipper series

Have you ever wondered what my slippers look like?
Well, what I mean is I’ve written about 50; least 50 blogger post in a year and they have ranged from food to sports to accidents to pretty much anything else you can imagine, but one thing I’ve never written about, is my wonderful slippers!
Haven’t all of you just once ever wondered what my slippers look like?
Or have you all just assumed that I didn’t wear any?
Well, Either way I guess I’ll just have to tell you !
To start off I’ll tell you all what they look like. (your oooo’s and awwww’s are greatly appreciated in my descriptive lion slipper series.)
Here’s A clue the title “ Lion slipper series” says a lot; and googleing this will not give you a picture of my slippers!....
Well, maybe two of them but you wont be able to guess which slippers look like mine! (trust me I already googled it to find out if many of the people of the world own my slippers, and apparently most of them do not!)
So, Back to describing my lion slippers!
My oh so hand lion slippers are and absolute fashion do for the winter, and look much like a real lion head.
The lions head is dark cream color, his main is a nice soothing caramel color In the mist of the main there are two small light cream colored ears that look as if land marks among the open safari fields.
Move down about 2 inches and you see there are two wide opened eyes glazed with focus and a color so deep its like a sea of chocolate.
It’s face is characterized by a large nose which is pink like the tips of an Asiatic lilly, there snouts are an off white boldly standing out with penny sized dot of what seems like coal.

Now see if you imagined what my slippers really look like.


screw ball out! night ya'll!

Saturday, January 23, 2010

rainy days

Mhm, the title says it all; it a Saturday, it's cloudy, dark, and non of my friend's are home.
It's one of those days I feel like hitting my head against a wall would be more entertaining then anything else I can thing of, and trust me I have a pretty wild imagination..

Take this for example, Yesterday I was talking to Chris and he told me that he once tried to give his ipod a bath (uhhh, please note my friend here is not retarded, he was just young.) and I being my self started to narrate a scene in my head; here let me paint you a picture.
it was a sunny Saturday { An antonym to this one.} birds where singing, and the wind was blowing lightly. inside of this one story house was a little boy who happened to have an Ipod, he wanted to bath his ipod for he had a love for it so strong it was as if it was his pet bunny, he walked into the bath room put some warm water running in the sink with a little rubber ducky and got a little hand towel for it, he closed the faucet and ever so gently placed "ipod" in the sink. He played with ipod he scrubbed behind it's ears so to speak, he opened the drain pulled ipod out and dried ipod he then decided that he wanted to hear some music so he turned i pod on and to his surprise it would not turn on. Unknowingly poor Chris had killed ipod; Or so we thought what really happened was while Chris loved Ipod he had this over baring need kill ipod, so, what really happened was when Chris went into the bathroom turned the faucet on and put a rubber ducky in and shut the faucet off he placed ipod ever so gently in the water he scrubbed ipod, played, loved ipod but then......he held ipod under the water for too long ipod started to twice and bubbles where coming out of his little built-in speaker ipods little apple screen came on and....
ipods screen went black the bubbles stopped,and ipod was dead.

Of course non of this really happened it was just all in my head, my imagination getting the best of me,
Or so we think!...