spandex guy!!! D:

Okay, as some of you may know there have been mysterious blobs of food on our sealing. And I believe some of then are stressed in doused, believe it or not! yeah so i think is happens when where cookin' and where having a conversation with some one in our familia and then of course we always ands up splatting some thing or throwing, dropping, and or just slamming it in to the counter because where Portuguese! but anyway i think it ands up that all the food that was on the object happens to fly off in to the unknown... oohhh spooky!
But wait theres more!...
after another morning of waking up to something horrifying, my mother said "hey, what are thoughts dot the the sealing?" me "...." mom "is it poo!?!" me "no!... at least i don't think so.....my face looked perplexed. my mom "go get my glasses!" anyway after about a half of an hour later she reached the conclusion it was dried food. we kept saying we where going to clean that but then we thought is just like a pea sized drop.and that no one wold notice. we had to go to the pet store my favorite store to go to...... petsmart!! yah wohoo!! petsmart!
and on our way we saw a guy riding his bike and as our car got closer to the guy he turned out he was an old man but the weird thing it that he was in spandex pants!! horrifying i know but the grosses thing of all was his spandex pants where really old so they where worn down on the butt so you could see his butt as if he wasn't even wherein pants! i know, i know as if it wasn't bad enough his pants had to be see through... but the good was that we passed him so we didn't have to see old butt! yay no more butt! so this is a warning to all how where spandex!....... never where it!