The daily talk about; laziness a wide spreading disease?

So, what have you accomplished today?
No, let me rephrase that; What have you accomplished this week? Is that more feasible for all you lazys' who apparently are to lazy to manually poke your own friends?
No? Well then too bad!
I know, I know, It's the 21st century, It's what we do.
But I draw the line at a pillow fighting app I found on facebook just a few moments ago. Yes It may mean I can now virtually hit my friend all the way in Italy, but is it not best to actually go over and hit my friend with a pillow?
It is a good excuse to go see the world, don't you think?
Well, to the point... Why are we so lazy?
Its as if the people of the world just sit down for an hour a day to talk about how we can slow down so maybe we could grow mold. Just like a sloth. Sure they are relatively rare creatures, but it's no wonder why. They are too damn slow to out run anything that tries to eat it! But of course they cant help it.
Their situation is much like this annoying disorder, called laziness.
A disorder that affects millions every time csi:Miami comes on.
So you ask "how do we prevent this disorder you speak of?". Simple. Just suddenly decide to open your curtains and look out side the window before you forget what the sun looks like! (how would you know what the sun looks like? you can't actually look at it?)Okay, fine... Go to your window and look at the trees! quick! before your body is encompassed with this deathly disease! Oh, you don't have any trees to look at?
Well, how about grass? None of that either?
Okay lets try again; Go to your window and look for, for, the sky! yeah that's it, the sky! How could you not see the sky?
What was that? You don't see the sky? WELL, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?! A BOX?!
Who doesn't see the sky?!
OH, your blind... Um... Yeah, Im sorry about that... It's just, I didn't know... And I was, was trying to make a point- HEY, wait if your blind how could you read this?!
Ahahaha! You almost fooled me did you!
Nice try... Now seriously, go look at the sky. And I mean don't google, yahoo, ask, bing, or any other search engine it.
actually roll, walk, run, crawl, fly, hover, teleport, or what ever it is you do over to that damn window. And take in all the stuff around you. (don't actually consume anything.) Enjoy the feel of the sun hitting your skin (unless of course your a vampire...) warming it, look up at the sky. Try to find a tree, and some grass if you can. And maybe, just maybe, walk up to your front door and step out side.
Look at the ground and admire what you have been missing out on.
But just remember try not to get killed by a drunk guy, insane person, rabbit dog, or the K.K.K.

ENJOY YOUR STAY AT PLANET EARTH!

From your favorite little blogger,
-나디아